What is Canine Kleptomaniacs?
Dogs stealing stuff, in a card game
Collect, hide, bluff, pilfer and trade your way to victory in the ultimate, all-ages, family-friendly, doggy card game.
Enjoy lots of silly, sociable fun and banter, and watch with amazement as even teens give up their screens to play!
It's got plunderin’ pooches...
You’ll play as one of eight doggy characters, with your own pilfering preferences and special action powers.
Piles of pongy titbits
You'll be trying to make up and hide sets of Squeaky Toys, Mangled Old Shoes, Golden Y Fronts and all manner of other pongy titbits to score the most Pooch Points.
Despicable doggy deeds
You'll be trying to bluff other players into taking this revolting splat off you to avoid going down 30 Pooch Points at the end of the game!
Powerful pilfering paws
You'll celebrate as you're endowed with the power of the Ultimate Paw of Pilferage and then protest loudly as it's nabbed from you.
Fluffy rumbles and fishy blasts
You’ll encounter Fishy Blasts, Flaky Back Crumbs and Fluffy Rumbles (and a host of other doggy-related silliness).
A place of pongy perfection
In addition to pilfering and hiding various sets of Collectables, you might be lucky enough to get into the Master’s Bedroom, where reside a rich bounty of doggy treats.
And squirrels, obviously...
Mr Squirrel may be a tail twitching, twerking baiter of doggos but he'll help protect you from a Fluffy Rumble...
...and you definitely want protection from one of those!
"This game has literally got us through lockdown!
All three children absolutely love it and we play it almost daily!!!
Cannot recommend highly enough!"
How to play
What are others saying?
“In short, this is fast wild ride, that has had our family in stitches, and I am certain we will play it for years to come”. (7.5/10)
“We were so impressed by how well the game worked in this family environment (creating smiles all around) that Golden Ginty Games Ltd have pilfered an award, and the hearts of our players for how enjoyable this game is to play!”
Public Choice Kickstartgaming Award 2019
“Definitely one of the silliest party games we’ve played this year, Canine Kleptomaniacs made us laugh until we cried.”
The Family Gamers
“It is a great game and is loved by everyone who plays it in our shop!”
We're the Joneses - an ordinary family of five humans.
Here's Amber our beloved canine friend.
Quite cute I think you'd agree?
But there's a dark and devious side to our sixth family member.
You see, as much as she loves us, and we love her, she is a compulsive, persistent, determined stealer of things.
Socks, pants, cycling shorts, t-shirts, slippers, you name it, she thieves it.
Bored and trapped in our caravan on a wet 'summer' holiday an idea was birthed, inspired by her thieving antics.
"Let's invent a game", we thought, "something we can play as a family, something that will unstick children's faces from their screens, something that will create family harmony, encourage communication and which is fun, simple, silly and endlessly re-playable".
And so Canine Kleptomaniacs was born.